Let's be honest here, dudes. We're completely screwing things up/over/to hell. Look around. Our brains/lives/relationships are a goddamn mess/disaster/train wreck. We spend our money on useless crap. Our goals/dreams/aspirations are gathering dust like that ancient cereal in the back of your pantry/pair of shoes you haven't worn since high school/guitar you swore you'd learn to play. We're clueless.
Maybe it's time we tried harder/faced facts/admitted defeat and stopped making excuses?
“2. Meant to Be Fucked by You, Guys”
You guys are about this, right? This is the real deal, the kind of action that gets your blood pumping. No room for pussies here, only those who crave it all. We're talking about getting dirty and feeling every inch of the ride.
- Dump that lame stuff you’ve been reading.
- Here's where the real fun is.
- Take what you deserve: a wild, unforgettable trip.
It's not demanding. We’re just saying you the deal.
Guys: Dude Fuck Me Fucking Now
Look, I'm not Faking it. I'm feeling it right now and I need some Action. Don't Screw around with BS, just Make love to me already. I'm Ready and waiting for you to Get down and dirty.
Step to it, I know you want to.
Help! This Bunch of Guys {Want to Fuck Me|Think They Can Have Their Way With Me
I mean, come on! It's like they can't Get the Message. I've been trying to Send Signals, but they just {Keep Coming Back|Don't Care . It's getting {ReallyOut of Hand.
- I Really Need To Call the Police.
- For Real| This is getting Way Too Intense.
I'm Telling You, I just want to Go About My Day in Safety! Is that too much to ask?
Guys Fire this Straight up Insane
Tonight, we're gonna make it rain. I'm talking about a legendary sesh. We gotta get wasted and let loose. I've got {a playlist on fire|epic beats that will have you sweating.
We're taking over the place all night long. So, are you ready to party like there's no tomorrow?
Let's make this a night to remember.
Damn It, I'm Calling the Guys
Sometimes, life/shit/problems just gets too much/out of hand/stupid. get more info You're tired/pissed off/done and the only solution is to hang out with your friends/grab some beers/get wasted. It doesn't matter what you're doing/working on/feeling. Just grab your phone and call up the bros/boys/crew. They'll understand/be there for you/probably judge you no matter what.
- It's a rite of passage/guy thing/solid plan
- Liquor is the answer to all problems.
- They'll probably tell you to chill out/make fun of your situation/suggest a wild plan.